PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a carto